So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK Rowling’s husband has asked me if I am sexually active.
I’m gonna have to ask everyone to be more sensitive to the fact that I am on my period. Please stop throwing bullshit my way.
and we were kind of worried it would be afraid of our dog since she’s big and the cat hasn’t been with dogs before
Well it turned out the dog was afraid of the cat and she climbed on the corner of the sofa and refused to even look at him
SHE LITERALLY SULKED FOR HOURS AND REFUSED TO COME DOWN